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Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
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HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
YES
LOVE
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please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties
it flew over the whole city
massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale
That blue balloon to the left seems equally as surprised as we do
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MCCUSE ME BITCH
I throat punched that bitch!
this is against my civil rats!
Tf did I just watch
💀💀💀💀
ME TONITE!
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I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment
when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything
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